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The saga of the pet-hater continues January 30, 2004 ~ 2:52 p.m. Good news for all of us who believe in freedom of choice and of association, who don�t believe in bashing people for their lifestyle choices, and who also swear by the unique pleasure, unmatched and unrivaled by human company, of sharing their homes with domesticated animals: The jackass who wrote the anti-pet entry is catching some serious shit! And that�s not including what has already been said about him by the wife, myself and the signers of both of our guestbooks. Although I still will not link to him, I will share the comments in his guestbook with you for your reading pleasure: ∙ I�m sorry, but that is the most horrible thing I�ve read in a long time. I disagree with you totally. I like animals way more than I like 99% of the population of humans. People suck way worse than pets! I hate to sound like a McDonald�s commercial, but oh, I�m loving it! I will keep checking that twerp�s guestbook to see if any more hate mail comes in and if it does, I will keep sharing it with you, dear reader. Stay tuned to this page! Incidentally, if you�re curious as to the particular tone of the last two remarks, mentioning dogs and hosts, I�ll fill you in. You�re going to absolutely love this. At the beginning of every entry he currently writes, he explains in detail that he�s taking a cross-country trip and he�s doing it while virtually broke. He�s asking for people to contact him so that they just might have the honor of feeding him, taking him around, and finding out all about him and his life (or what passes for it). Got that? OK, here�s where it gets fucked up: Apparently, someone had taken him up on his offer and allowed him to stay at their place in Florida. This someone had a dog which the writer/traveler/bleeding-heart cockfarmer in question took extreme exception to, claiming it was one nasty piece of work and then publicly wrote in his diary, for all to read, that dog-owners�like the people who generously let him stay at their place�are a particular brand of �less intelligent� people. I quote him: �I said goodbye � to [name deleted] and [name deleted], and to their horrible excuse for a dog, an animal that reinforced any negative feelings I had about those filthy little shit-machines that people keep around as pets to make their lives less simple and peaceful.� Now after reading this, aren�t you so much more inclined to take this poor, hungry, traveling soul into YOUR home? Then you too can read about how much he hates your pets and how stupid he thinks you are for having them. Consider that your payback. � M.E.M.
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