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October 12, 2004 ~ 11:18 p.m.

Bully for the French! Now we know why they're not fighters. They're lovers instead. Apparently, very good ones too.

The French do the nasty 137 times a year, according to a poll on sexual lives and habits conducted by condom manufacturers, Durex. The results of the poll were published today.

Second only to the French are Greeks and Hungarians, who shake their groove things 133 and 131 times a year, respectively.

The hard-working Japanese, however, rate among the least of the sexually active - they average 46 times a year.

The island race who invented "no sex please, we're British" are experts in foreplay at an average of 22.5 minutes per lovemaking session. But the limeys are also dissatisfied with their sexual encounters, with 33 percent reporting fake orgasms.

Disturbingly, Durex found that 35 percent of all people owned up to indulging in unprotected sex. Scandinavians top the list of the most careless with Danes and Swedes tied at 64 percent and Norwegians at 58 percent.

Americans and Canadians apparently are rather mundane in their sex lives as neither group stood out prominently (excuse the pun) in the poll.

� M.E.M.

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