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Lost in their own world

August 25, 2004 ~ 8:04 p.m.

It looks as if we've found a legitimate place to ship all the far Lefties to:

A "Super Earth?" I know I'm excited by the possibilities.

There, on their own world, they can live in peace and harmony, if they don't end up haranguing each other over who or what's contributing to their global warming. Michael Moore can make a crockumentary about it and Al Gore can try to justify the "facts."

But the best news of all? Overpopulation here on Earth will immediately be rendered moot as most of the aforementioned far Lefties constitute much of the rest of the world. Yes, America can be a headstrong and confident nation once more without being expected to apologize to anyone for it. How good is that, dear reader?

Tony Blair, John Howard, Ariel Sharon, Silvio Berlusconi and a few select others from the Polish, Estonian, Japanese and new Iraqi governments are more than welcome to stay and work with us.

Forget Mars, Mr. Bush. Aim for the mu Arae solar system instead. For the sake of sane mankind.

Hooray for science!

� M.E.M.

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