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The liberals� solution to the War on Terror

March 22, 2004 ~ 1:23 p.m.

While waiting in Departure Lounge A at Dublin International Airport before our flight back to London yesterday, I picked up a copy of The Sunday Independent, the paper of choice for Irish conservatives if the editorial content is anything to judge the paper by. It was packed with a lot of great, in-depth, pro-American analysis of the War on Terror, but a piece by columnist Declan McCormack had me giggling over my Guinness, especially his 18 ways to appease terrorists. It�s been a while since I�ve read such a thorough analysis of liberal-Left thinking on the W.o.T. in a newspaper. Enjoy a great piece of writing:

Excerpted from �It�s important to keep the terrorists happy,� by Declan McCormack, The Sunday Independent, March 21, 2004:

[L]et�s stop the farce of pretending we value democracy, pluralism and freedom enough to take on the sworn enemies of such decadent western values. Let�s wave the white flag and do the following:

1. Ban all train journeys. Ban all bus and car journeys too. Stay at home. Buy a rug, and pray.

2. Ban all religions and religious emblems except the Wahhabi religion and its cult of murdering martyrdom.

3. Celebrate death. Hate life.

4. Arrest all democratic leaders. Why stop at Bush?

5. Burn all parliamentary buildings.

6. Round up the Jews.

7. Ban everything American, except books by Michael Moore, songs by the Dixie Chicks and TV shows with Martin Sheen.

8. Persecute the Christians. Remember the Crusades.

9. Give Spain back to the Moors.

10. Give Africa to the Moroccans.

11. Give Afghanistan back to the nice Taliban.

12. Return Iraq to the loving care of the B�aath party and Saddam Hussein.

13. Give ETA as much of Spain as it wants, plus a sizeable tranche of France.

14. Put the women back in chains.

15. Cancel the Olympics.

16. Ditto the European Cup and the Ryder Cup.

17. Demand the American troops retreat from America.

18. Praise Allah Jihad and shoot anyone who disagrees with you.

� M.E.M.

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