OMG, here we go again ... so flex those limp wrists
July 29, 2002 ~ 11:17 a.m.
BOSTON, MA�Here�s the forecast for the Boston area, courtesy of Pete Bouchard of WHDH:
�Here we go again! A warm front pushed through last night with � a truckload of humidity. There's plenty to go around today and with the sun coming out, we'll be cooking later today � Another hot one on the way tomorrow. Highs will soar over 90 degrees in the afternoon ahead of a dissipating cool front. This front will trigger a few storms tomorrow and give us some minor relief by Wednesday, however, the sun will be out in force and again boost temperatures into the upper 80s. No such luck for the rest of the week as we see a return to the heat and humidity.�
Notice the negative, almost fatalistic tone in this forecast? It�s not just �HDH, it�s all the stations. It�s in all the papers. But instead of going into such detail about warm fronts and truckloads of humidity, why not just simply write:
OH MY GOD, WE�RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Jeez, is anyone in this city not a pansy when it comes to having a real summer? Besides me, that is.
Well, I�m going outside to the backyard to sunbathe.
Bring on the heat!
� M.E.M.
|
[Sign My Guestbook]
[View My Guestbook]
|
Copyright � 2001-2007 by M.E. Manning. All material is written by me, unless explicitly stated otherwise by use of footnotes or bylines. Do not copy or redistribute without my permission.
AMERICA FOR TRUE AMERICANS!