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They're always good for a laugh July 05, 2003 ~ 5:34 p.m. It�s not only my wife who gets some amusing Google searches. Consider the crop of hits I�ve gotten lately: Profile of Yorkie (I�ve heard about the Renaissance period of art known as �still life,� but silhouettes of candy bars seems a tad over-the-top.) Elementary school witticisms (I remember when I was six years old, I was peeling the crust off a slice of bread and my grandmother said, �Eat your crusts. They�ll give you curly hair.� I responded, �Well, let�s throw the crusts to the birds and let them grow curly feathers.� But I wasn�t in school at the time I said it � And, yes, to this day, I still take the crusts off my bread, and my hair does have a tendency to curl despite that.) French speedos (LOL. Well, I insist on the best.) Michael Palin 80 days fake (I�ve met Michael Palin. Seemed like an honest chap to me. Try telling him that his 80 Days Around the World was a fake.) Werewolf sex (Thank you for that. Now the next time I hear unearthly screeching outside my window, I�ll wonder if those really are foxes copulating.) I pledge allegiance to queen frag (Really? I hope you remembered to rescind your American citizenship while you were at it.) �Stephen Lee� snooker tv (Move over, The Big Break. Stephen Lee has got his own cable station dedicated to the game.) Arguments in favor of socialism as a remedy for unemployment (I�m sorry, I�m too busy laughing my head off to think of a rejoinder to this one. How about, four letters: N-O-N-E.?) Too damn funny. � M.E.M.
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