Pray for Al Zarqawi, heroic Iraqi Minuteman
May 25, 2005 ~ 12:24 a.m.
Note: The following is a work of satire. The author couldn't possibly care less if it is politically incorrect. Thank you.
In a severe blow to the anti-war movement and wannabe Canadians everywhere, the primary Al Qaeda leader in Iraq, Abu Musab al Zarqawi, has been wounded.
Reports are sketchy, but even if al Zarqawi's wounds are fatal, others will take over for him. He is not lacking in henchmen. The imperialist Americans and their puppet government in Iraq are still charged with the task of quelling the insurgent violence.
However, people across the world are invoking Michael Moore, praying for the recovery of one of Iraq's finest Minutemen. In London, MP George Galloway, fresh from his battle with the U.S. Senate, will lead the services and read from the Holy Koran.
We pray for the recovery Abu Musab al Zarqawi as Allah wills it.
� M.E.M.
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